Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Are you a proper 'make-up guru'? ...

*The trend that the majority of beauty bloggers live by. Portrayed by Clarice Huskie.


1) HEY GUYSSSS :D !!!
2) You have an adorable kitten or puppy solely for posing purposes
3) Sorry I keep playing with my hair. Not showing off at all. Such a mess today...
4) CONSTANT SWATCHES! If you have no room left on your hands cos you're covered in swatches;  just use paper
5) I don't want to brag guys. I don't even use a lot of this..
6) Geek glasses are the OPPOSITE of geek! C'est chic
7) Sorry, I've had a lot going on in my personal life lately. Been so crazy busy
8) No one can see the product unless it's infront of your big hand
9) Light a yankee candle. It makes you look girly and sophisticated

10) Keep moving product around until it focuses. Doesn't matter if it takes 20 minutes
11) You are the queen of fake eyelashes and they always go on smoothly
12) You remain calm and dignified when you get a spot


HYPERBOLE CLEARLY USED.

34 comments:

  1. hahahaha! I absolutely loved this!

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  2. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG girl you totally made my day!

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  3. hahaha that's really funny! Great job :) x

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  4. Hahaha, love this Claire! All so true. =p

    ~ Lauren <3
    thecosmeticskitten.com

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  5. it was a great post,so funny :D

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  6. Haha that gave me a good laugh, makes the day go quicker xxx

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  7. Love it, haha.

    Holli x
    Dragonmommy123.blogspot.com

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  8. hahaaa this is so funny! x

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  9. Hahahaha this is brilliant!

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  10. Number 8 actually made me laugh out loud. :D

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  11. haha glad you like it GUYS! :D xxx

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  12. This is sooo funny! You've got it spot on!! xxx

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  13. Hahha this is so funny :) you made my day. What program/ software / site you used?

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    1. Thanks! :) I used format factory! <3

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  14. This post is so amazing Claire! x

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  15. LOLLLLLLLLLL *claps*

    this is brilliant

    www.candypop-lamour.blogspot.com

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  16. Haha awesome! Loved this post, hilarious :)

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  17. Haha, this i such a good post :P Made me laugh after a horrid day :P
    xx

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  18. Hahaha, we love this! You're such a doll!

    PS. We've a DORIS giveaway on our blog! Check it out, if you'd like! :)

    ox from NYC,
    -davie+erica

    LPFashionPhilosophy

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  19. Haha this is so awesome! I just barely started following you and I'm going to lurk around (; I would love if you stopped by my blog and followed as well(: I will be doing a giveaway sometime soon!

    xo

    dearest-lou.blogspot.com

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  20. This is so funny Claire actually made me laugh at the 'cant see it unless you use your big hand' and also the focus one hahahaha that is me!!! Love this! xx

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  21. Hahahaha hilarious! Love it! x

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I read every single comment I get and appreciate everything you have to say! It's what keeps my blog going :) Claire <3